berseker: (ninja)
Title: Sweet Child of Mine
Rating: Idk SOMETHING VERY HIGH.
Warnings: Weirdness, embarrassment kink (is this a thing?), erotic humiliation (????) and, erm, stuff. Look, just don’t read it /hides
Pairings: France/Brazil.
Summary: Luciano misbehaves. Francis takes advantage.


Zu read it over for me and her comment was THIS IS SO FUCKING WRONG AAAAAAAAAH. So yeah.



When Luciano woke up, it was almost noon, and his head was pounding. )
berseker: (brit_angel)
Title: Stories
Genre: Gen
Rating: Free
Summary: England tells a story, and baby America makes a promise.


The first story England told him was about the sea. )

Meme

Jun. 1st, 2011 11:00 pm
berseker: (ninja)
The first five people to comment in this post get to request a drabble about BABIES. Give me a character and a prompt, and I'll write a drabble about this character as a kid.  In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level*

*you don't have to post on your lj if you're not in the mood.



1. Ilye
2. Tini
3. Ceci
4. Riot
5. Zewod




CLOSED. LOVE YOU FAST PEOPLE <3
berseker: (Default)
Title: To Swing on a Star
Genre: Romance
Rating: Free
Warnings:...cuteness. Lots of it. Haro’s prompt for HelpBrazil.
Summary: It’s their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.
AN: Established relationship; written for [livejournal.com profile] haro's winning bid over at Help_Brasil. ♥


To Swing on a Star )
berseker: (Default)
Title: A Christmas Gift
Rating: Free.
Warnings: Some angst. And then fluff.
Summary: England gave him so many things. And he took away so much too, but- gave him so much. It would be nice to give him something, too.

With my eternal gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] bluemyst19, for beta-reading it for me.


For my dear [livejournal.com profile] sakuratsukikage. I love you and I hope you won’t hate me after this ♥



It's Christmas Eve in 1944 and England sits here and looks at America, and America feels invisible. )
berseker: (academia)

This is a super old meme (as in... a whole year old omg) and I know I'm behing on my fics and stuff, buuuut I'll probably got to the beach for this holiday (LUCI'S BIRTHDAY YOU ALL, GIVE HIM GIFTS) and I'll have no shiny internetz, so... yeah. I give you


The Great A-Z Multifandom Drabbling Meme!

This is how it works:

1. Pick a letter.
2. Pick a prompt that starts with that letter (ex. K is for Keyhole).
3. Pick a fandom and a character/pairing/platonic relationship*.


-You can claim up to two letters.

-Repeating character or pairing is ok, of course, but you can't claim a letter that's already claimed.

-Hetalia and/or Latin Hetalia only o/ (genderbend is ok, btw)
eta: os estados tb tão valendo, esqueci de dizer o/


(well, unless you really want Chronicles of Narnia fic, but then you'll have to limit it to canon pairings 'cause I'm special when it comes to Narnia)



A- Again, Co/Vene (genderbend)
B- Bigger, Br/Arg
C- Chocolate, Pe/Chi
D- Dream, Mex/USA
E- Embrace, Br/Arg
F- Flower, Br/Arg (genderbend)
G- Games, SP/RJ
H- Hypnotized, Br/Arg
I-
J- Jealousy, Br/Arg
K- Killing Time, Fr/UK
L- Listening, Br/Uru
M- Mondays, Pe/Chi
N-
O-
P-
Q-
R- Rosace, Mex/Chi (AU)
S- Stars, US/UK
T- Trading, SP/CE
U-
V- Vacations (CE/AC)
W- Whisper, Br/Arg
X- Xeric, B/Arg (AU)
Y- Yellow, Br/Arg
Z- Zoo, Ger/Ita



where the fuck is the W in that thing orz


/off to finish the other memes
berseker: (Default)

Remember the 5 Things Meme?

So.

I was planning to wait until everything was ready BUT OH WELL.




For [livejournal.com profile] vasilina0946 - 5 Reasons of why Mexico haven't beat the US up yet )


For [livejournal.com profile] riot_of_flowers - 5 reasons why Brazil and Argentina make a good couple. )


For [livejournal.com profile] galatea_dnegro - 5 reasons why Sebastian has been never bet with his cousins / neighbors )



For [livejournal.com profile] wamyne - 5 things that make Brazil all deredere. )


For [livejournal.com profile] cowny - 5 reasons why Argentina would love to wear Brazil's jersey )


THEN SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED. I was doing Cande's requests and the thing mutated into a drabble and then the drabble mutated into... well, this. So I did three of them o//

3 Times Spain was actually a good father. )
berseker: (fruk)
Title: Their Finest Hour [2/?]
Characters: France, England, Germany, America, Canada.
Pairing(s): Fr/Ger, Fr/UK that can also be read as friendship, but still.
Rating/Warnings: R. Abuse both implied and on-screen and lots of angst. And whipping. And very cruel Germany. And did I mention angst?
Summary: Germany takes over France. Francis tries to survive, and Arthur does what he can.


part 1

Their Finest Hour 2 )

Meme 2 (?)

Apr. 3rd, 2010 11:28 pm
berseker: (procrastinate)
Meme


The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing in return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.



-hetalia only
-let's see if i can do proper 100 words drabbles o/



1. [livejournal.com profile] vasilina0946 - Mex/Chi
2. [livejournal.com profile] tamayonomura - UK/Can
3. [livejournal.com profile] zulenha - Br/Chi/Arg
4. [livejournal.com profile] riot_of_flowers - Br/Arg
5. [livejournal.com profile] haro - US/UK



Extra para [livejournal.com profile] theodorawasgood - São Paulo/Rio Grande do Sul
berseker: (fruk)
... I’m afraid to post this orz

Title: Their Finest Hour [1/?]
Characters: France, England, Germany, America, Canada.
Pairing(s): Fr/Ger, Fr/UK that can also be read as friendship, but still.
Rating/Warnings: R, I guess? This was written for the kink-meme a few months ago, and the prompt was WW2 captiveFrance/Germany, with England forced to watch, so. There’s no graphic porn, but there’s abuse both implied and on-screen and lots of angst. And whipping. And very cruel Germany. And did I mention angst?
Summary: Germany takes over France. Francis tries to survive, and Arthur does what he can.




Their Finest Hour )
berseker: (america_toys)
First, I’d like to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday. I love you all <3<3<3

Second, I’d like to say that I got 100 countries (and I almost didn’t cheat) at this thing here. I fail at Africa, Central America and parts of Asia ORZ. Also, all the countries that used to be one with Russia. BUT I’LL SUCCEED. ONE DAY. *hero pose*


Third, I haz fic.


Title: Treaties and Roses
Pairings: Gen. Very light hint of Port/UK.
Characters: Portugal, Brasil, France, South and North Italy, Spain, mentions of England.
Rating: Free.
Warnings: GIRLS. This is genderbend. And when I bend I bend everyone, so they’re ALL girls.
Summary: . It had made sense, back then, saving a day to remember they were more than kings and treaties and battles and alliances, that they still had that Something that made them, well, them. So it was settled, and they kept to it, and every few years they met for a Christmas party.





Moar warnings: Portugal is based on [livejournal.com profile] candesceres’s character. She’s also the one who came up with the fem!Port name. I just like to steal her ideas o/ So Portugal is Gloria and Brazil is Luciana.






Treaties and Roses )
berseker: (bro_flag)
edited because the caps started to get on my nerves


Title
: RP – Therapy Session
Characters/Pairings: Austria, Australia (hints of Aussie/America. And by hints I mean it’s totally happening, mate.)
Rating/Warnings: … if you ever felt traumatized by your therapist asking about your sexual fantasies, this might be triggering. ;D
Summary: Australia has a session with Austria.



So. This was a RP made by yours truly and [livejournal.com profile] candesceres . I was Austria, she was Australia. You’ll hear echoes from this post here. And this out. You should also know that psychoanalysis totally started in Austria. ^^

Anyway, this is how it started:



Berseker: I don't know bro, I'm starting to think Aussie has trouble being the bottom. Because I remember the last time we talked about it. And he was totally like NO IT NEVER HAPPENED
Candesceres: OHSHI - you might be on to something there bro
Berseker
: COME ON TELL ME. /Austria mode ON
Candesceres : OH GOD. LOL I TOLD YOU BRO. Him and South Africa. COCK GOES WHERE MOMENT.
Berseker : Aaaaaand-? How did it go?
Candesceres : And he - he was a baby okay. Not enough lube and it hurt like all hell. You know how big those africans are? DDD:
Berseker : SO HE WAS THE BOTTON THEN AND HE DIDN'T LIKE IT
Candesceres : LOL. NO. He hated it. Thought it was nothing to write home about. 
Berseker : And after that? Thell me about the first time you enjoyed, Aussie
Candesceres : HE PREFERRED SHAGGING PRETTY GIRLS LIKE VIETNAM AND TAIWAN. >___> Or you know, pretty boys. But those were harder to come by.
Berseker : I SEEEEEEEE...
Candesceres : WELL BRO. He didn't really know anyone outside the Commonwealth for ages. HE WAS ISOLATED.
Berseker : Hm.... what about the commonwealth then?
Candesceres : DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THE COMMONWEALTH IS BRO? More than he could do, at any rate lol.
Berseker : THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS CRUSH OF YOURS.
Candesceres : OH GOD
Berseker : Tell me when this started. Not historically. I want to know your feelings. What were you doing, etc

Then it started and it went ON, guys, I don't even know.



therapy tiems this way )
berseker: (Default)
Ok, to all you people who said that UK/Russia made no sense and you just couldn't see it, I GIVE YOU THIS.





Two words, my friends: HA HA.



/bleh I'm still sick and my thoath feels weird
berseker: (Default)
Title: Alone
Characters/Pairings: England, Brazil, references to America and Portugal.
Rating/Warnings: ANGST. PG angst, but still.
Summary: He’s thinking of a different beach, a different land. A different child, a blond boy with bright blue eyes that would have run to him with open arms and an eager smile on his face


(Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] sakuratsukikage, for beta-ing this for me and for being awesome, ILU <3)


Alone )
berseker: (Lu_gift)
Quick update que ninguém quer saber: Tomei sol, portanto minha pele está muito mais bonita. Estou comendo sem parar, portanto não sei quanto ao resto. Depois a gente pensa 8D. E meu superirmãozinho conseguiu dar um jeito naquele laptop furreca, de modo que dá pra eu voltar a me concentrar no que é importante: PRESENTES


Retomemos, portanto, nossa programação normal :D



Título: O Sol e a Floresta
Rating: Livre.
Personaje/Parejas: Brasil/França (!!!).
Advertencias: ... nada.
Sumário: Presente de Natal para [livejournal.com profile] zulenha, que iluminou meus dias e me tornou uma pessoa melhor. E mais patriota. E um pouco mais obsessiva. ENFIM. \o/


Foi, na verdade, a primeira coisa que Francis notou quando pisou na areia. O calor. Ele fechou os olhos e ergueu o rosto, sentindo os raios de sol acariciarem a face. Era como um beijo cálido, como o abraço de um amante. Ele podia se acostumar com esse lugar, sim. )
berseker: (Lu_gift)
Title: How Martin Saved Christmas
Rating: Free.
Pairings: Brazil/Argentina.
Warnings: Nothing, I guess. Well, one or two bad words.
Summary: For my dear [livejournal.com profile] vasilina0946. The prompt was Christmas costumes. Yes, I cheated 8D



He had come here planning to be miserable, but Luciano was always doing things like that, making him have fun against his will, so now he’d teach that idiot a lesson. He was going to give him an amazing Christmas party. Or, you know. Something like that. )
berseker: (Lu_gift)
Title: The Waltz
Rating: Free.
Pairings: Portugal/England. References to Brazil (Luciano) and America
Warnings: Some angst.
Summary: This was written as a Christmas gift to [livejournal.com profile] wamyne. Feliz Natal!

...and thank you so much to [livejournal.com profile] sakuratsukikage who kindly beta'ed for me! <3<3<3


The bond that binds then is stronger than any royal marriage, it’s something born of true affection and shared battles and so they dance, and it’s like the future stretches before then like a path to the sun )
berseker: (brasil_happy)
SO.

Help me out with something here. If you’ve been long enough in LJ, you know there are half a dozen comms with prompts and challenges, right? There’s 30 Kisses, 30 Hugs, tarot cards, AUs and so on, right? There’s also the deadly sins challenge thing.

Now, I didn’t join the comm, and this is not the point anyway. The point is that I kinda want to do the thing with America (it was supposed to be South, but I decided it would be cool to include North too, but not Central because I know NOTHING about them).

So now I’m having fun here trying to match the characters with the sins. And, since I’m a nice person and this will probably turn out a little dark, I want to do the virtues too. Of course, the characters can’t have a sin and the exact opposite virtue, because that just doesn’t happen. So this is what I came up with so far:

(Oh, and also, warning for potentially offensive content. BUT IT’S FOR THE GREATER JUSTICE)

See if you can remember all the sins before clicking here. I did. \o/ )

...now i'm kinda thinking it would be interesting to add Portugal orz
berseker: (br/arg2)



This song’s been stuck in my head for the last two days.

Well, at least it’s a cute song. And it made me want to write fic about Alfred going around with a camera asking people what they love about their countries, only it would be PRESUMPTUOUS of me to answer that question without at least some research, soooooo… you people who happen to pass by, what do you love about your country?

Because right now I love the ocean God, is HOT in here, I’m being punished for complaining about the cold and the wind and the trees that cast shadows in the street, and I love my pen-drive and internet and international fandoms and the fact that we invented the airplane even if Alfred won’t admit it, and I love our pizza that’s so much better than Italy’s and pasta even if Italy’s better than ours and my language and other people’s languages and the fact that if Martin decides to be honest he’ll have to answer dulce de leche. ^_^




Wiki says: The song was not broadcast in Brazil and, presumably, other Portuguese-speaking countries, because of the fact "boom-de-yada" sounds very much like "bundaiada", which is a collective noun for butt.

I- I can’t even.

I LOVE MY IMMATURE COUNTRY WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS \o/





unrelated PS: go and sing up. You know you WANT to give me a gift.
berseker: (fruk_family)
TITLE: The Frog Princess and the Awesome Hero
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: France/England, America, Canada
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Fr/Uk Family AU. Arthur tells a story.

My Hetalia Sunshine fic.


The first time Arthur tells the Best Story In The World, it starts with a prince being stolen from his palace. )

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